In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. I mean, honestly. One, how many people know about Dungeon Siege? With a mythos as incredibly bland and derivative as DS has, it's not like someone had to make a movie of it: "I must bring the Krug to the screen! Hollywood demands it!" Oh, it's Uwe Boll, no wonder. Two, the Dungeon Siege link is missing from much of the actual press materials. So, instead of making a generic fantasy movie about humans, dwarves, and goblins, you're going to make it about a marginally-known universe of humans, dwarves, …
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You are, if you like, able to download a teaser trailer for Duke Nukem Forever. iD has released Quakes 1, 2, 3, and 4, and Doom 3, in the time it has taken for this Duke Nukem sequel to generate something that might be a trailer with some game assets. The first version of Battlefield came along several years into the DNF vigil, and it has several sequels. And of course, no release year is given: just "Stay Tuned". For a game that will be a first-person shooter, which is a well-solved game genre, it's just mystifying what could …
...does anyone really want to buy a PSP because it has a Darth Vader stenciled on the back? I mean, what am I missing here? There's a picture, that you could probably find as a sticker, of a character whose evil badass nature has been forever ruined by the fact that he apparently killed, not children, but "younglings", in an utterly insipid movie. Otherwise, it's a PSP. If you don't have one, you're not missing a ton: get a DS instead.